Jessica's Invincible Cat

This cat is ridiculous. I'm sorry if I offend this cat's feelings, but dang how much longer can this cat go? It's vocals are shot so when it meows, it sounds like it's croaking like a bullfrog. At first, I didn't like the small, tail-less cat, but it's growing on me. I still don't want it touch me for fear of some strange, incurable cat disease. The cat is funny and seems to be chill. It reminds me of Will Ferrell; when he is being laid back.